do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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