I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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