idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
When are your genitals available?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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