you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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