note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Shame - the story of my life.
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