I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
His nipple licking is glorious
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