she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
