we made out on top of his cat.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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