Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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