Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
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The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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