The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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