I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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