she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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