why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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