Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I need help removing her.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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