we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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