Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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