talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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