My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
organizing the empties. That sober.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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