Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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