Me too!
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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