im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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