This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Randomize
