talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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