It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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