i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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