Me too!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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