I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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