i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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