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When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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