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say what?
wanna hang out?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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