Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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i now understand why vodka
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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