I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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