if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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