you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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