I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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