god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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