shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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