Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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