Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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