I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize