I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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