That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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