At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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