He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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