WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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Hippo gnu deer
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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