Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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