I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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