Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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