my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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