and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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