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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
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So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I currently don't understand fingers.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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