And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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