My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.