I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.