I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.