I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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