You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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