Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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