Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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